Caption Contest 3!
Okay, time for the monthly Caption Contest! Here’s your image — remember, only two real rules: make it true to the characters and make me laugh. Okay, a third: make sure you could show it to your grandmother.
The winner will get a $25 gift card from Amazon and a custom wallpaper for the e-device of your choice. Deadline is next Monday, 11:59PM. Post your entries in the comments below, and make sure I have a valid email I can use to contact you.

It’s a terminal case of Charlie’s Angels
Now and again, I become a Food Network widow…
“He says he’s straight.”
He watched one too many episodes of Jersey Shore. Now what do we do?
He has been this way ever since the last Canadian team was eliminated from the Stanley Cup Competition.
“I’m not surprised; no one can watch both ‘Golden Girls’ and ‘The A-List New York’ marathons in one day and not snap.”
“SoLogo-tv is to blame!”
See what junk food has done to him.
Should I not have told him about the feature length commercial for Undergear?