Caption Contest 2!
Okay, since the last one was such a blast, I figured, what the heck, let’s do it again. Between now and next Tuesday 12:01AM EST, give me your best caption for the image below. As before, the winner gets a $25 Amazon gift card and a custom wallpaper design for the electronic device of her/his choosing.
Winner is based on how well it rings with the characters and how much it makes me laugh. That’s it. So let’s see whatcha got, folks!
DOC AND RAIDER 
Please. If it doesn’t go with the decor or my wardrobe, it’s not on the menu!
“Good night; thank you ladies!”
“I don’t understand how anyone can wear that much jewelry and yet look so cheap- or tip so poorly.”
“Tropical … Hmm … A hint of musk? Manly musk? … Refreshing? Cool? Yes, yes … Miami Stud Milk? Yes … I like that … Thank you, gentlemen for your time with our marketing test group.”
Well… I was going to enter but I think benpanced nailed it.
“First, you gotta make it blend; and, if it can’t blend, just let it slide. Just… slide, ya got me?”
“Obviously someone has had one too many daiquiris…”